When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
by Technobish October 31, 2017
Get the Tectonic Shit mug.When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
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My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.
by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009
Get the Flesh Tectonics mug.the movement of one or more people making their way through a large mass of other people (e.g. A crowd) in order to get a better view of a stage or to another location of the room, much like plate tectonics
by Lichimae January 7, 2012
Get the Party Tectonics mug.Dance style popular in Europe, specifically Paris, France. Use of arms and feet to create rythmic movement that goes well with techno club music.
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Get the tectonic mug.Tectonique Dance (a.k.a. Techtonique, Tectonik or Tektonique) is a dance style performed initially by young French street performers in France and Belgium. It is usually done to electronic music such and techno or electro. It is quite fast and complex and is generally scene as a neo-disco dance
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