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Technoblade 

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A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.
Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.
Technoblade by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Technoblade 

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The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"
Technoblade by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade 

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A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.
*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.
Technoblade by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

Technoblade 

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An utter unit of a specimen who will destroy orphans for skywars coins.
Guy: Potato
Technoblade: Yes technoblade never loses
Technoblade by truths_com October 2, 2020

Technoblade 

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Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber who reached 3 million subscribers on October 16th, 2020.

Technoblade is also known as “Techno”, “TechnoThePig”, and “The Blade”. He tends to call other people nerds even though he is one. He also has sworn revenge against all orphans for killing his parents when he was a child out of jealousy.

Techno completes the “Holy Trinity” of Building, Redstone, and PvP in Minecraft along with Grian and Mumbo Jumbo.

Techno is part of a group called “Sleepy Bois Inc.” with streamers Wilbur Soot, Ph1LzA, and TommyInnit.

He has many notable achievements such as:

- Winning Minecraft Monday 4 times

- 1,400+ Bedwars winstreak

- Winning Minecraft Championships twice

- Participating in Minecraft Ultimate and getting 116 team kills, smashing the previous record of 19, 47 of which were his own. His team also raised $11,000 out of $36,000 for charity.

- Farmed 500 million potatoes in Hypixel Skyblock, winning the potato war by 88 million potatoes.

- Is the second best Skywars player

- Beat Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel.

- Defeated Dream, Skeepy, and Hypixel in a duel.

- Conquering the entire world on SMP Earth

Techno recently joined Dream’s SMP server to help Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit, fellow members of Sleepy Bois Inc, to revolt against democratically elected leaders.

Technoblade’s current goal is to reach 10 million subscribers in order to get PIG rank on Hypixel, the most popular Minecraft Server
Someone: Who is the best at Minecraft PvP?
Sentient beings: Technoblade
Technoblade by YeeBoiHasFoundYou October 27, 2020

Technoblade 

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A non that plays Minecraft. Known for his PVP “skills” and his hot elbows.
Destroyed a guy with slightly more subs than him in a 1v1.
Oh and also beat the owner of the largest server in a 1v1 too but who cares about that.
Woah look at that badass
“You mean Technoblade?”
Technoblade by HELLOBOI420 August 31, 2019
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