A pig minecraft youtuber who calls everyone a nerd and makes the best skywars vids on the web. Also he has something no other youtuber has. Confidence.
by tubbasu February 20, 2016
dead but still a legend :(
he made so many people happy, and he is so cool :
rip technoblade 1999 - 2022 </3
he made so many people happy, and he is so cool :
rip technoblade 1999 - 2022 </3
technoblade never dies, we'll never forget him
by joe mama’s nuts cuz deez balls July 02, 2022
Gettin' bored of Walls 2
I should find a new minigame
October 2013
Saw the game and I thought
Oh my god, the fuck is this?
So many OP kits
But I guess I'll play a game
Horse tamers every game
Dominating Winter all day long
Everybody's kit's the same
Because it is so damn strong
But hey, I can survive
I get better ping here than to TheHive
Teams and hackers everywhere
But nobody plays Blitz to be fair
So I'll keep on playing
And get horse tamer six
My horse is fast but stupid
And I will call it Brick
Toxicologist gets added
With a level five stone sword
Keep going with a single dream that
One day I'll be leaderboards
Gonna join another map
But I know it's all in vain
Tryna earn some coins
But it's not worth the pain
Got a long list of level sevens
No high level kits I've gained
Keep getting rogue'd in deathmatch
But that's just the game
Let's make it a whole new game
While I try and rise to fame
I'll make for myself, a name
When I'm through, this game will never be the same
So I released my first montage
Become a rising star
People blame my hit detection
Because of my five-bar
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten
People blame thorns constantly but
I still make one again
I name it Unexpected
Later I release Life
My personal favorite...
That's just the game
That's just the game
That's just the game
I should find a new minigame
October 2013
Saw the game and I thought
Oh my god, the fuck is this?
So many OP kits
But I guess I'll play a game
Horse tamers every game
Dominating Winter all day long
Everybody's kit's the same
Because it is so damn strong
But hey, I can survive
I get better ping here than to TheHive
Teams and hackers everywhere
But nobody plays Blitz to be fair
So I'll keep on playing
And get horse tamer six
My horse is fast but stupid
And I will call it Brick
Toxicologist gets added
With a level five stone sword
Keep going with a single dream that
One day I'll be leaderboards
Gonna join another map
But I know it's all in vain
Tryna earn some coins
But it's not worth the pain
Got a long list of level sevens
No high level kits I've gained
Keep getting rogue'd in deathmatch
But that's just the game
Let's make it a whole new game
While I try and rise to fame
I'll make for myself, a name
When I'm through, this game will never be the same
So I released my first montage
Become a rising star
People blame my hit detection
Because of my five-bar
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten
People blame thorns constantly but
I still make one again
I name it Unexpected
Later I release Life
My personal favorite...
That's just the game
That's just the game
That's just the game
by whatisahandle? February 02, 2021
the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.
person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
by techno's elbow July 20, 2021
technoblade is widely known as a pvp god, arguably one of the best youtubers at pvp. he's got a monotone voice which is also apart of his brand.
he's done a face reveal before, but chat called him ugly (im not forgiving you guys for this, hes literally handsome idk what yall were on abt).
techno is also known for his iconic quotes:
"blood for the blood god"
"officer, i drop kicked that child in self defence"
"a lesbian referred to me as actually pretty funny"
he's done a face reveal before, but chat called him ugly (im not forgiving you guys for this, hes literally handsome idk what yall were on abt).
techno is also known for his iconic quotes:
"blood for the blood god"
"officer, i drop kicked that child in self defence"
"a lesbian referred to me as actually pretty funny"
by sapnaps doormat February 27, 2021
by gold cat;) April 09, 2021