TechnOCD 

Practically OCD, but more focused on organizing cyberspace data.

Usually indicated by super organized folders and files.

Most often associated with men, not necessarily geeks.

Dude 1: Hey braj, wanna play some B-ball?

Dude 2: Nah, I have to finish some stuff here *endlessly tinkers with laptop*

Dude 1: Dude you have legit TechnOCD.

TechnOCD by wickedwarlock February 1, 2013

Technode 

When you kill an orphan in such a way that you would make Technoblade proud.

You just got technode neeeerrrrrdd!!!!!

Technode by Technoblade never dies August 6, 2023

technodrome 

Mobile doomday device and base that supervillains Shredder and Krang used on the Archie cartoon and comic versions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Oh no! Shredder and Krang have managed to get the technodrome free from Dimension-X!

technodrome by Gary Destruction September 8, 2003

technochan 

21 year old Minecraft player

UWU

I’m an technochan UWU

technochan by Grr are March 9, 2021

technocrasshole 

The word « technocrasshole » is a slang corporate word to define a growing type of workers in corporation and professional settings. These workers hide their incompetency behind laws, processes, financial reports and the like. Since technocratic tools and expert jargon are on their side they believe that they possess the truth and that the rest of the universe is composed by unknowledgeable people. Technocrasshole cannot demonstrate any type of creativity, create “red tape” where none is required and enjoy creating “work-generating” useless processes. While in fact they are the direct antithesis of efficiency, their arrogance pushes them to try to expand their technocratic view throughout the organization causing irreparable harm to it. As a result, technocrasshole’s speeches successfully allure the other technocrats, the incompetents and “Wally” of the office. This is what makes them more dangerous than the typical low-profile technocrat. The net result of the technocrasshole’s influence is a deterioration of the level of efficacy within an organization.

Unfortunately for the corporate world, incompetent Lawyers, Accountants, Quality Assurance experts and Consultants often become Technocrasshole.

technocrasshole by zirconbh May 20, 2010

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.

Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.

Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

Technocracy 

Technocracy, the politico-economic movement, advocates the optimization of the welfare of human beings, by means of scientific analyses and engineered action. It does not limit itself to established economic, political and administrative forms, but considers those as human artifacts subject to optimization. As a result, the group's reforms seem quite radical to many people.

Technocracy advocates an economic system in which production is run at full capacity at all times, and purchasing power equal to the productive capacity is evenly distributed to all. The organization claims that this will guarantee both well-being and security for all.

A government or social system controlled by technicians, especially scientists and technical experts.

No country has ever been a true Technocracy, this is a hypothetical type of government.

Technocracy by The Sneak September 15, 2004