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Technomania 

Technomania takes over each time Apple releases a new iPhone model.
Technomania by talk2me-JCH2 December 4, 2022

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

Technoplane 

A meme about technoblade driving a plane on SMP Earth
TECHNOPLANE.
Technoplane by Jerry_Rage December 9, 2019

human research technician 

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.

techn9cian 

One who bows down to the almighty tech n9ne :)
They prove their loyalty by reciting the following..

The Pledge of a Techn9cian

Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love c0mbined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!
Repeat after me

" Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love combined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!"

You are now a techn9cian :D
techn9cian by thee waitress :) April 28, 2011

technohance

The name “technohance” came from the word “enhance” – which means to improve, and the word “techno” which suggests technology.

The name Technohance is a portmanteau, pointing to the technological upgrade, cool, awesome, make better, etc.
Yeah, it's technohance!
technohance by acidmax April 22, 2011