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Techass is some who is good at tech or works with tech and also has that fire hairline still, they are rare.
Gero: Yo you hear Cwats got that high paying job at google
Cheese: Ya he has a crazy hairline still, can't believe he has both a good tech job and a good hairline
Gero: nah man he nothing but a techass
Techass by ngf44 November 17, 2024
Words you can keep
Montreal slang for hairline, used a lot by Montreal racaille
yo bro ta, est ce que ta faite ta tchass? sinon holla at me je le fait pour toi.
Tchass by 514mtl_man May 21, 2020

Battre sa tchass

L'action de parler de (qqch.) en présentant comme plus grand, plus important que dans la réalité.
Olivier aime battre sa tchass quand il parle de ses projets.

Quand Olivier parle de ses projets à venir, il bat sa tchass.
Battre sa tchass by PoluxKing July 19, 2018

techastrophe 

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology
Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
techastrophe by jwiebers January 16, 2011

telhass tize

telhass tize is arabic for "you're very cute"

it can also can be use for "i love you my best friend"

or It also shows the level of something

it also means "lick my ass" depends on the use
telhass tize ma ahdamak : omg you're so cute

telhass tize ya 3arsa: i love you bro
telhass tize by falafel girl April 14, 2020

Techassacre 

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of technology. When technology is being so uncooperative that you just want to take a chainsaw to it.
Bob: My iPod, phone AND laptop are all spazzing out and won't work properly.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.
Techassacre by saresare93 November 14, 2011

techasidus 

When you would rather drink to the hole.then deal with these assholes...
Dude was a nice burial. Ya i know he totally died from techasidus..
techasidus by techologist...psy September 14, 2016
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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