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When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.
Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.
by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 02, 2011
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