Megan: So, Will.
We need to talk. It may not be
important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste,
not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.
Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Megan: Who's Lisa?