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teamsing 

The act of flirting with your secret work crush using the Microsoft Teams app. It is highly inappropriate to use this productivity app for such purposes and universally condemned by HR. Since MS Teams keeps a copy of all conversations, it can easily be used in any harassment or fraternization claims.
I was teamsing with my work crush during the P&L meeting today. We are planning to go for drinks today.
teamsing by Itsnotme May 24, 2021
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To partner with in a competitive event. Also can be teamin'.
The tennis tournament was coming up and Alex and I were teaming.
teaming by stockman09 July 10, 2007
When your girlfriend wants to turn you on, but keeps doing it until it lasts like a whole 2 hours. ...Love Ale
"My girl has been teasing me all day what a I gonna do.
Teasing by AleTheSauceBossSSandro September 27, 2017

Type Teasing 

To be notified by an instant messaging system that the other user is typing, but never receive an actual message.
When using instant messaging the program will notify you that the other person is typing. Type teasing is when you see this notification but do not receive an actual instant message.
Take your brolly, its teaming out there
teaming by AidanG September 6, 2005

Tearsing 

A less emotional cry, with tears but lacking the sound of an actual cry.
Jess - You spilt my pint

Stefan - Stop tearsing
Tearsing by The phantom lady March 25, 2019
When someone is turning you on but you can't do anything because you're at school
Oliver was teasing me during math
Teasing by person#13333333 June 4, 2018
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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