Tapon

Spanish word; the art of taking up VALUABLE space and/or time and/or air... this space can be more productive for junk, garbage, litter, etc. or nothing at all.

Look at him, he's Tapon.

Tapon by Uzuratz Willengenburg April 23, 2005

tapon

Puerto Rican word for a traffic jam.

Que tapon!= What a traffic jam!

tapon by Rican Rican March 21, 2004

Tapon

ouuhhh I love him -t95

I love Tapon in every possible way.

Tapon by Uzuratz Willengenburg April 21, 2005

Tapon

Always wasting time and taking up space. An average Joe, just stupid, would do anything for money and free beer.

Tapon you are a pendejo!!! Vamos a bultear como solo tu sabes.

Ahi viene TAPON el bulto.

Tapon by Logitech April 25, 2005

Tapon

adj:/ a smackdown, slamming verbally a person, estoppel. In response to offensive inquiry or enforcement of anothers ideas. TAPON!

My mother in law started complaining about that house; then I slammed her BAAAMMM! with the TAPON telling her to keep her ideas to her self for the rest of her life.

Tapon by gAZI March 26, 2003

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017