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Teamstack 

When an entire team in an video game all unanimously decides to go in the exact same direction or to the exact same spot.
This normally results in said entire team dying in a pathetic way, and looking really stupid.

Can also be used to refer to group of people that have done this.
Random nerd 1: "Yo bro, wanna teamstack left this game?"
Random slightly less of a nerd 2: "Aight"

Both precede to die to a grenade thrown from around a corner (they did this every round).

There is a teamstack of red guys on the right hand side of the map.
Teamstack by YouOne_ May 3, 2023
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team stack 

Counter-Strike definition: Occurs when only one team (counter-terrorist or terrorist)has all the good players.

When a player from the losing team joins the winning team, just so he or she doesn't lose.
(if counter-terrorists were winning)
:xxxxx has joined the counter terrerist team:

XXX team stacked and therefore will be votekicked.
team stack by that one guy! May 10, 2006
Related Words

teamstacker

In FPS, but usually RTS:
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)
Fucking teamstacker, let's all go for him....
teamstacker by PzkfWIIIII February 10, 2008

tearstick 

1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.

2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.

3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"

2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"

3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"
tearstick by Gabo71 May 16, 2006

Teestackles 

beat his teestackles! beat his teestackles! beat his teestackles!
Teestackles by F3se5 August 3, 2019

testackle 

an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process
Dude, last night at the game I got testackled so hard I thought they had fallen on the ground!
testackle by Jacob1012 December 1, 2009