tearstick

1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.

2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.

3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.

1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"

2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"

3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"

by Gabo71 May 16, 2006

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

teamstacker

In FPS, but usually RTS:
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)

Fucking teamstacker, let's all go for him....

by PzkfWIIIII February 10, 2008

testick

after a day of hard work when your balls stick to your legs

dude1: man, im so sweaty after today! dude2: i know! me too! i have a bad case of testick!

by 1337 |/\|4|\| January 5, 2009

gearstick

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.

Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.

by dougla14 May 18, 2011

Testickies

Often associated with a severe case of swalls/mustynut, a condition in which ones scrote will stick to the sides of the thighs. This normally causes the victim to do a quick "lift and shift" or a silly leg twitch, on the sly, while walking.

It was so hot outside yesterday that my swalls developed into an unbeatable case of testickies.

by Blackie Meditz January 23, 2007

Tastickle

When the taste buds in the back of your mouth get hit fast and hard by a strong flavor.

I drank that lemon juice and it punched me hard in my tastickle!

by Lorbee May 22, 2020