Teakake
To cum on ones balls or cum on someones balls then proceed to teabag person(s).
May also contain multiple cum shots on balls.
May also contain multiple cum shots on balls.
Teakake by MoberlyMonster April 28, 2011
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Byker Teacake
Byker Teacake by juicy jess October 12, 2011
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teacake
The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
In a bakery :-
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
teacake by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005
Teacake
TeaBake
To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.
So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?
I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.
I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.
TeaBake by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010
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