Teakake 

To cum on ones balls or cum on someones balls then proceed to teabag person(s).
May also contain multiple cum shots on balls.

The teakake worked best with hairy nuts.

Teakake by MoberlyMonster April 28, 2011

Byker Teacake 

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.

"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."

Byker Teacake by juicy jess October 12, 2011

teacake 

The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.


It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)

In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.

teacake by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005

Teacake 

sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum

wow sarah you look like a teacake!

Teacake by Bwfc! August 27, 2005

teacake 

Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!

Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?

teacake by Tcake January 12, 2011

Teacake 

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit

Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/

Teacake by Alexxxio March 21, 2010

TeaBake 

To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.

So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?

I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.

TeaBake by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010