A turkish person that really loves the Japanese culture and hates to be turkish. That's why he/she starts cuttings his hair like a japanese person, eventhough they have a different hairstructure, learns japanese, watches a lot of anime, loves their kind of food and is attracted to japanese looking girls/boys. A Tabanese loves any kind of east-asia culture that's why he/she listens to K-Pop and any other eastern asia music genre.
It's basically a weeb or wabanese but from turkey which is a muslim country and makes it weirder, because its haram living like a japanese person and do things like bowing infront of other except Allah.
My friendDeniz is a Tabanese, because he loves Anime and any eastern asia related cultural thing. He is haram!
speaking in code while discussing illegal activities so that outsiders have no idea what you really mean. the incriminating words are replaced with other words that people working in the black market understand as having illegal meanings. some words are widely known and others are created within small groups of people to maintain secrecy.
wrap the work with the spandex and the latex
then we ship it outta town
call it safe sex
Got that chop got that stick bitch I'm trapanese
Ramen noodles on my dick when I’m clapping cheeks
Going stupid in the whip ‘cause I cannot see
Tryna bring your dog then you better bring that cutlery
Getting to the chips hunnids blue like Doraemon
Nice guy, but I spit flames like I’m Iroh
the official language of those under the influence of methamfriendofmine and the mumbly book is the official reference to end disputes and confuckulation amongst the twakked.
My pekinese speaks tweakanese when i get home spun ducky culo and we have the most meaningful conversations and then we caninicate all day until the tree people flatulate.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.