Teacake

sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum
by Bwfc! August 27, 2005
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Teacake

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit
Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
by Alexxxio March 21, 2010
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Teacake

To take part in the act of Teacaking.
He Teacaked the picture.
by Chris Wright December 30, 2004
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teacake

The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.


It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)
In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.
by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005
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teacake

Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?
by Tcake January 12, 2011
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Byker Teacake

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.
"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."
by juicy jess October 12, 2011
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Queensland Teacake

The act of a woman not wiping her hole after a poo, the bloke then spaffs on her hole and he proceeds to lick it all up
She's a filthy mare, I got a Queensland teacake on our first date
by ICJRed October 27, 2021
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