by Bwfc! August 27, 2005
The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit
Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny
Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
by Alexxxio March 21, 2010
He Teacaked the picture.
by Chris Wright December 30, 2004
The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
In a bakery :-
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005
Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.
a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
by Tcake January 12, 2011
by juicy jess October 12, 2011
The act of a woman not wiping her hole after a poo, the bloke then spaffs on her hole and he proceeds to lick it all up
by ICJRed October 27, 2021