TeaBake

To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.

So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?

I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.

by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010

Byker Teacake

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.

"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."

by juicy jess October 12, 2011

teabagees

members of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.

All of the players on the soccer team are teabagees.

by Cornelius McTaggert December 16, 2005

teabagee

Individual or specific member of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.

The best teabagee in the group

by agentlibsux October 6, 2009

teabagese

incomprehensible language often but not exclusively spoken while lying flat and beneath a mouthful of testicles.

Ever since the '08 election Bob's been on Glenn Beck's nutsack ... yeah, I've noticed Bob's usual conspiracy theories have become garbled, or nuttier, teabagger ramblings -- teabagese.

by Jarweed November 29, 2009

teabagee

People in the anti-Tea Bag movement. Specifically people who are pushing for blanket immigration amnesty and who cry out "racist" against anybody who opposes open borders.

Also includes Obama people who openly insult normal everyday Americans and accuse them of being racist because they disagree with Obama.

That Teabagee really puts out for Obama. When he's not busy teabagging for the rest of the anti-American crowd. What a teabagging shill. Thinks he's an activist.

by BudLite May 1, 2010

teacake

The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.


It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)

In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.

by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005