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Taylor Mid 

A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.

She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.

She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
Taylor Mid by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
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taylor middle school 

actually the worst school ever. i mean, the schools not bad- it’s huge. but the people in it are like kinda smelly. no offense. don’t go here though if you smell.
guy 1: if you had to go to any school, where would you go?
guy 2: taylor middle school

guy 1: ew gross

Taylor middle school 

taylor middle school was supposed to be pa place to learn and make friends like most schools. however, what it really is is a place with fake people who are DeSPreSSed and have AnXIEtY. even time most of the time they do it for attention. the girls are hoes and complain about everything and vape to be cool. they also complain about being hated and hate the fakes but they are the people they supposedly hate. the others are qUiRkY and NoT LIke OthEr GiRLs and most of the time are friends with the other kids. most people call that group a vape squad. (A vape squad to most outsiders are people who stick their backs out in pictures and cover their faces in pictures) the rest of the girls who are normal (which at most is 10 kids out of the entire school and thats being generous) if they do say they have depression or anxiety their most likely telling the truth. Their usually the ones being made fun or the really smart ones. they all hate the rest of the girls. these are the girls who are actually going somewhere. The boys are a little better but not by much. The boys listen to x and the girls listen to billie eilish for their depressing music. they all fake depression and sometimes will even go as far as self harming to show on their snap stories with the 1k views that they show off. they also ride on bikes and do bike tricks which i guess is cool now? they vape smoke weed, and steal drinks from the walgreens downtown.
taylor middle school sucks and everyone hates it

Taylor Road Middle School 

Taylor Road Middle School is the crazier than a polka dot zebra with a rainbow Afro riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a shark tank while juggling bananas. It is located in Johns Creek, GA and has more Asian kids that Hillary has lied. Everyone knows that if you want to avoid toilet paper covered bathrooms, you go to the 700 hall triangle and even then, sometimes it's covered too. The hall is covered with decorated lockers that have no purpose at all because people lie about their summer B-day's and say their on a random school day just to get gifts. The average white girls won't stop sneaking their phones in their laptop cases and lunch boxes and the boys won't stop asking to go to the bathroom so they can play fortnight on their phones. In this school, cussing and dirty jokes are used so much that they have pretty much become their own language. We are TRMS. Don't judge us.
Our School Cheerleaders- "Taylor Road Middle School ROCKS!"
Us- "Uhhu... sure"

Taylor Road Middle School 

A middle school in Georgia where the teachers don’t care about the students and the kids are fake. The majority of the students at this school are depressed and numb.
Did you hear that she goes to Taylor Road Middle school? Ew

taylormade 

one of a kind. Not like everyone else. The up most of uniqueness.
"Everybody wants to be Taylormade"
taylormade by V-murda July 1, 2009

taylormade 

Company that makes golf products. Best club out for the company is the r580XD the biggest driver approved by the pga.
1/2005
man:i need a new driver any suggestions?
man2: Taylormade r580XD but it costs 300$
man: Okay
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