4 definitions by realistpenduhater
Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023
Kids aged between 11 and 14 who exclusively watch Drive to Survive and religiously follow world class safety car merchant Max Verstappen aka Max Fraudstappen. Their logic is a joke and they make fraudulent claims like Verstappen better than Senna, Verstappen GOAT, 2021 World Championship was legitimate, etc. They are massive bandwagons, only supporting Max and their favourite song is "Tu-tu-tu-tu, Max Verstappen!" They hate Checo Perez (the GOAT of Mexican F1) because he keeps "throwing" races and they think that Fraudstappen will win eight world championships, the first driver to do so.
They are born to condom failure and are fatherless. They constantly get abused online and always comment "Verstappen GOAT" even on irrelevant posts. They will grow up to be a comedian as they are massive jokes.
They are born to condom failure and are fatherless. They constantly get abused online and always comment "Verstappen GOAT" even on irrelevant posts. They will grow up to be a comedian as they are massive jokes.
by realistpenduhater October 30, 2023
A Portugese Ghost who trashes small countries and farms banter clubs. He is also commonly known as Rapenaldo, Pendu and Penaldo due to his status as a world-class penalty merchant and his numerous rape charges. He is known as Camelnaldo for moving to Fraudi Oilrabia bomber's league to chase cash and continue his fradulent behaviours. Also called Saudi a top 5 league, cementing his legacy as a world-class fraud. Also pays 10 million dollars to girls to stop them from saying they had a child with him.
by realistpenduhater August 28, 2023
A washed finished Spanish Daycare Centre for babies like Gavi and Pedri who can't win any trophies without bribing the referees. Notorious for farming Argentine midget Pessi before trading him to PissG. Most of their fans are malnourished children from third world countries who only wear old Pessi jerseys.
by realistpenduhater August 28, 2023