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Kim Exposed Taylor Party 

An event that occurred on July 17th, 2016 between Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian West, and Kanye West. Taylor claimed she was never consulted about the lyrics in Kanye's song "Famous" which read:

"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous"

What Taylor didn't know is Kim was videotaping the phone call between Kanye and Taylor where he specifically asks if these lyrics are okay to use in his song. Kim exposed Taylor and posted it on her snapchat on National Snake Day.

Selena Gomez tried to come to the rescue but she got roasted also for being a hypocrite. Chloe Grace Moretz also tried to defend Taylor, but Kim's sister Khloé roasted her too. Many celebrities such as Demi Lovato, Zendaya, Katy Perry, and Calvin Harris rushed to Kim and Kanye's side.

Thus, Kim and Kanye with the help of Khloé shut down three snakes in their path. The Kim Exposed Taylor Party was born.
Not only is there a Kim Exposed Taylor Party, but there's also a Selena Gomez Is Over Party. This whole thing is lit as fuckkkkk

Taylor Percy 

Refers to someone as "THE CHAMPION" knows house to handle there liquor and is immune to pussy shit
" damn dude i pulled a taylor percy lastnight and wolk up all in my own shit"

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach 

Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.

Pulling a Jordan taylor

Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.
Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor

taylor punch 

It is when your engaged in anal sex and you grab a smelly, frozen, rainbow colored fish and whack the person as hard as you can in the back of the head.
"Yeah so I taylor punched Victoria last night, it was cool"
taylor punch by Taylor Jerome January 11, 2008

Taylor Pavlica 

a girl who is very pretty and has a very good personality. Usually is very nice and straight up. And doesn't believe in whores.
damn Taylor Pavlica is awesome