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tauntillate 

It is when you taunt someone in a titillating way. I.e. Taunt someone with your genitals.
That girl sure knows how to tauntillate a guy. I was so tautillated when she wagged her sexy Khaki clad legs at me and said "you Can't have none"
tauntillate by Fatrazmo March 18, 2011
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Tauntless - a dumb aussie who wears a buzzlight year mask and tries to drink water while wearing a mask, also has a deep voice who proclaims him doin YourMUM
Hey, Have you heard of that bloke "Tauntless"

Yeah, Tauntless that DUD who wears buzzlightyear mask and streams daily
Tauntless by YourMUM42 April 29, 2021

Taintier taint 

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.
"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."
Taintier taint by Destroyer D January 12, 2022

Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
(origin: unknown) a spin off of the name Tawny or Tawney, but more unique, and less common.It also can be substituted for nymphomaniac.
"That guy never stops asking me for sex, he's such a Taunie!"
Taunie by Miss_HollyWood March 20, 2009

dick-taunter

One who hits on openly gay men, but is in fact straight.
Can you believe that dick-taunter hitting on Sebastian, he doesn't even smoke pole?
dick-taunter by Don Karta August 24, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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