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jeff tassin 

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Most likely a bald russian dad.
His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.
jeff tassin by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019
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tasmine 

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A Tasmine is one of the strongest people you will ever meet. Tasmines always have a smile on their face and always make it through hard times . They don't know their true beauty and don't realize their worth, but everyone else can see how worthy of a
Person they are. Tasmines are very loyal as friends but especially as family. Anyone would be lucky to know a great person like Tasmine.
"Who is that beautiful girl?"

"That's Tasmine!!"
"Wow she's great!"
tasmine by Yssis December 9, 2013

Zero Tasking

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The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.
Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.
Zero Tasking by TRLive August 25, 2010

Tasfia 

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One of the most awesome, amazing people you can ever meet in your life. She is one of the bubbliest, quirkiest, energetic people you'll know. She's shy at first, but soon you'll know how crazy she can be. Tasfia has a great sense of humor and is known for making dumb, stupid jokes from time to time and her awesome stories about her crazyass life. Might not be the best singer or the best at British accents, but she has a heart of gold and unbelievably kind. It is possible she went out of her way to help a tourist from Switzerland find her way to her hotel before. Although she probably grew up in the most ghetto/ Dominican places of the South Bronx a.k.a Fordham and secretly has a very dirty mind, she still remains to be very gullible and innocent. Tasfia is known to be a freakishly ticklish. She has beautiful long, black hair, and a loud, lovable laugh. She is incredibly smart, aces all her classes, and will probably have an IQ over 140. She'll have several friends, but two best friends whom she shares stupid, crazy adventures with and tell everything to (le meeeee!) It takes time to know her, but once she lets you in, there's no turning back. She's the sweetest girl on earth who has your back with everything and will be there for you when you need it most. She is destined to do great things in this world and there's no stopping her. Tasfia is amazing and often doesn't realize how much she means to those around her, especially to her best friend Takia <3.
Derp: Damn, that girl is such a Tasfia.
Tasfia by Ms.McDonell April 24, 2013

Tasking 

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1. To provide difficulty to ones computer to the point where it is running at full capacity.

2. To complete consecutive tasks or quests in an online game to power level or just to complete.
I. Crisis 2 on max settings is really tasking my computer...

II. Was tasking all night to get to level 80, I don't even think I slept!
Tasking by Wreckard July 1, 2014

SLU Multi-tasking 

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When an alcoholic male decides that while he drinks he likes to accomplish other tasks such as watching porn, facebooking females and blasting music. This 230 lb male will set up shop with three computers and two 24-packs of Keystone Light. The first computer is for porn and thus is placed directly in front of the male, the second computer, which is to his right, is for facebook and the third computer, which is to his left, is for music (most likely Lady Gaga mixed in with 3 straight power hours).
Note: this event takes place in the RA's room and once completed a pizza delivery (the act of stciking for dick into a pizza box and opening up the flop once the customer answers the door) occurs at the neighboring dorms.
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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