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jeff tassin 

Most likely a bald russian dad.
His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.
jeff tassin by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019
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A Tasmine is one of the strongest people you will ever meet. Tasmines always have a smile on their face and always make it through hard times . They don't know their true beauty and don't realize their worth, but everyone else can see how worthy of a
Person they are. Tasmines are very loyal as friends but especially as family. Anyone would be lucky to know a great person like Tasmine.
"Who is that beautiful girl?"

"That's Tasmine!!"
"Wow she's great!"
tasmine by Yssis December 9, 2013

Zero Tasking

The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.
Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.
Zero Tasking by TRLive August 25, 2010
One of the most awesome, amazing people you can ever meet in your life. She is one of the bubbliest, quirkiest, energetic people you'll know. She's shy at first, but soon you'll know how crazy she can be. Tasfia has a great sense of humor and is known for making dumb, stupid jokes from time to time and her awesome stories about her crazyass life. Might not be the best singer or the best at British accents, but she has a heart of gold and unbelievably kind. It is possible she went out of her way to help a tourist from Switzerland find her way to her hotel before. Although she probably grew up in the most ghetto/ Dominican places of the South Bronx a.k.a Fordham and secretly has a very dirty mind, she still remains to be very gullible and innocent. Tasfia is known to be a freakishly ticklish. She has beautiful long, black hair, and a loud, lovable laugh. She is incredibly smart, aces all her classes, and will probably have an IQ over 140. She'll have several friends, but two best friends whom she shares stupid, crazy adventures with and tell everything to (le meeeee!) It takes time to know her, but once she lets you in, there's no turning back. She's the sweetest girl on earth who has your back with everything and will be there for you when you need it most. She is destined to do great things in this world and there's no stopping her. Tasfia is amazing and often doesn't realize how much she means to those around her, especially to her best friend Takia <3.
Derp: Damn, that girl is such a Tasfia.
Tasfia by Ms.McDonell April 24, 2013
1. To provide difficulty to ones computer to the point where it is running at full capacity.

2. To complete consecutive tasks or quests in an online game to power level or just to complete.
I. Crisis 2 on max settings is really tasking my computer...

II. Was tasking all night to get to level 80, I don't even think I slept!
Tasking by Wreckard July 1, 2014

SLU Multi-tasking 

When an alcoholic male decides that while he drinks he likes to accomplish other tasks such as watching porn, facebooking females and blasting music. This 230 lb male will set up shop with three computers and two 24-packs of Keystone Light. The first computer is for porn and thus is placed directly in front of the male, the second computer, which is to his right, is for facebook and the third computer, which is to his left, is for music (most likely Lady Gaga mixed in with 3 straight power hours).
Note: this event takes place in the RA's room and once completed a pizza delivery (the act of stciking for dick into a pizza box and opening up the flop once the customer answers the door) occurs at the neighboring dorms.
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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