Taffing

The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.

Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*

by TafMeister August 17, 2010

Taffing

Talking while laughing usually while repeating a singular word one says.

That some greengold grain gr eL. 1 gram? Ya. A gr. A 1000? A Tao Sand? A Tao Saan? Or a Dao Saand.

Taffing over "Douse and" while misinterpreting anothers pun.

Phonetampun springen.

by Tzinnt.ten.toss.salat May 31, 2018

Taffing

An action which you denied warcrimes you committed.

Judge of Amogustan High Court : Are you the guy that committed warcrimes in Bosnia, Iraq and Syria between 1989-1995?
taf : No
Judge of Amogustan High Court : Are you sure? I think you are taffing.
taf : No, retard, I never committed warcrimes.

by allahblessamogustan1984 October 15, 2021

tuffing

Slang term for the underground practice of inhaling vapor from human feces, primarily for the narcotic effect of its methanethiol gas combined with the effect of hyperventilation. The term itself comes from "turd" and "huffing" due to the rapid inhalation and exhalation from paper or plastic bags containing the fecal matter. As with glue sniffing or hallucinogenic mushroom consumption,very unpleasant symptoms are experienced prior to the high, slowing the spread of the behavior. While its high is considered uniquely euphoric, tuffing is relatively brief and those who indulge in the practice risk severe infection, irritation of eyes and mucous membranes, convulsions or in extreme cases, coma or death.

Happy as they were, Shana and John annoyed all their friends after they'd been tuffing--they smelled like Mardi-Gras bathroom.

by JustMC August 23, 2016

tiffing

Short for titty fucking, used by me because I think titty fucking sounds too harsh to describe something that involves something as wonderful as breasts.

mmmmm.. you wanna tiff?

by elena April 7, 2005

tuffington 2

A greater version of the word "tuff", meaning cool or awesome sauce, just like hit movie Paddington 2

Sick boardslide, that was tuffington 2

by GoggleSquadron January 26, 2023

Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010