The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.
Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*
by TafMeister August 18, 2010
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You called me while I was TAFS, I'll call you back in a few minutes.
by Curticio February 20, 2021
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Fat backwards, meaning that the person is extra fat.
Nicholas you're so taf.
by Bruh24 May 29, 2015
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Thick As Fuck

TAF is a word to say that someone has a nice thick ass
Yo Ellie you TAF!!
by Mister TAF February 5, 2017
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Tits Ass Face
TAF is a word used usually my males to rate a female's main features on a scale of 0 - 10. When TAFing, you may pretty much TAF any female (whether in a movie, walking down the street, etc.). If a female is not worth TAFing, they are considered as unTAFable (usually those who have 2 or more ratings under 3).
Jimmy: Yo! TAF that girl
Daniel: 5 4 8
by RoflCopterGG June 15, 2011
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