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dang that chick has amazing tarts
tarts by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007
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tarts table

When creating a table in word and you center align all the text within the cells.
Dai: thats looks like a tarts table
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart
tarts table by Dean and Mark April 24, 2006

tarts 'r' us 

My msn is just tarts 'r' us.
tarts 'r' us by JAMD December 23, 2013

tarts on holidays

women who refuse to dress in conservative attire, often drunk, loud, and unable to walk in a straight line. (best examples to be found in newcastle, NSW)
linda: those girls are cute
tom: really?
linda: come on
tom: ok, they were a bit of tarts on holidays
tarts on holidays by babomba March 21, 2010

slap my pop tarts 

The act of specifically kicking someone's left thigh under the dinner table while there is a midget present.
Did you slap my pop tarts earlier?
slap my pop tarts by Ya boi JD January 31, 2020

Fat Tarts 

A fat, but flat chested girl who creates the illusion of having tits by pulling the fat from her back, and then stuffing it into a push-up bra.
Monte: Check out her tits!
Rick: Naw man, those are fat tarts.
Monte: Snarf.
Rick: Ruh Roh.
Fat Tarts by ChellChell September 8, 2010

Shit-Tarts 

Shit-Tarts! Somebody stole my baby!
Shit-Tarts by Chachi October 13, 2004
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