tarts
tarts by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007
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tarts table
Dai: thats looks like a tarts table
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart
tarts table by Dean and Mark April 24, 2006
Related Words
Tartsaus • tarts on holidays • tarts 'r' us • tarts table • Tartsexie • tartsies0 • tartsky • tartspiration • tartstank • Tårtspade
tarts 'r' us
tarts 'r' us by JAMD December 23, 2013
tarts on holidays
women who refuse to dress in conservative attire, often drunk, loud, and unable to walk in a straight line. (best examples to be found in newcastle, NSW)
linda: those girls are cute
tom: really?
linda: come on
tom: ok, they were a bit of tarts on holidays
tom: really?
linda: come on
tom: ok, they were a bit of tarts on holidays
tarts on holidays by babomba March 21, 2010
slap my pop tarts
The act of specifically kicking someone's left thigh under the dinner table while there is a midget present.
slap my pop tarts by Ya boi JD January 31, 2020
Fat Tarts
A fat, but flat chested girl who creates the illusion of having tits by pulling the fat from her back, and then stuffing it into a push-up bra.
Fat Tarts by ChellChell September 8, 2010
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