Tarnut 

The act of spreading tar and peanut butter on your pubic hairs, then getting your partner to perform oral sex on you.

Oh fuck, I tarnutted my balls and then my girlfriend choked to death on them. Can I get charged for murder?

Tarnut by Seabass Condor March 20, 2020

Tornut 

The word Laquisha uses while playing scrabble becauses he's on so much fucking crack that he actually thinks its a fucking word
I mean seriously this isn't a fucking joke this kid is actually so fucking stupid that he put this as a word
Dumbass

Shaniqua: OK GIRLFRIEND PICK YO WORD HOME DOG
Laquisha: FuCkInG eNd My LiFe JuSt Do ToRnUt
Shaniqua: FUCK OFF

Tornut by End Feminism May 19, 2019

What in tarnation!?

An exclamatory phrase often utilized by those originating in the Southern United States, often having equivalence to "What the heck?"

"What in tarnation!? Are you using my hot sauce?"

What in tarnation!? by McDaddy's Big Patties May 11, 2018

Wot in Tarnation 

1) A southern slur used for saying what in damnation
2) A famous meme in which objects are depicted wearing a hat wot in________ation +related picture

1) When my sister told me she was cheating on me with dad, I yelled out "Wot in tarnation!"
2)Wot in 1080 pxs 60 fps Mia Khalifa rough interracial raw anal penetration?

Wot in Tarnation by Wotintarnationmaster March 8, 2017

wot n tarnation 

A meme that exploded in 2017. Tarnation originally came from a slang word for "damnation," which began in the 1700's.

Many people will take a picture of something and add a cowboy/country hat to it and say something that typically ends in "-tion."

tar·na·tion
noun & exclamation
used as a euphemism for “damnation.”

"wot n tarnation?"

wot n tarnation by wotntarnation March 7, 2017

tartutic 

The tartutic, three simian-like creatures who form an invincible force that maintains law and order in the Blue World. Their bark and branch-like exterior enables them to conceal themselves in trees.

"The tartutic will come down and snatch them away if they break the rules."

tartutic by irii July 21, 2006

tagnut 

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

tagnut by John Gaskell March 6, 2004