Tardnut

A contraction of retard + nut (Testicle)

Little Timmy is so stupid he must be a TARDNUT.

by Socialdistorted April 4, 2009

tardnugget

Someone who has the mental capacity equivalent to that of a chicken nugget; a very stupid person.

-Yo, my girlfriend thought the national capital was America City.
-I told you she was a tardnugget.

by AriBoBari March 14, 2011

turdnuts

1. Visible particles of food present in feces (peanuts, carrots, etc).

2. An acquiantance who constantly brags.

3. State of a ballsack post-anal insertion, typically achieved during intercourse with major league skanks.

1. "Dude come peep these turdnuts before I flush them down to our water supply!"

2. "So um guess who just got a job wearing suits all day?" "You, turdnuts?"

3. "Wow that bitch's asshole was so loose I had no problem making turdnuts!"

by twix715 December 29, 2010

tardout

to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.

don't tardout over this man. its not a big deal.

by darkmugan June 1, 2005

Tardnuke

1. Something so stupid, or a widespread source of stupidity that spreads like a nuke spreads death and destruction. And poisons future generations with it's fallout.

2. Somebody or any collective group of people who promote acts of idiocy and causes others to act in similar ways to said "tardnuke".

Reality TV is a tardnuke it glorifies blatant stupidity, Profiling people, and causes entire groups of people to want to act like idiots, cause or promote baseless bigotry and/or in any way brings down the collective I.Q of those involved with it and anyone who supports it.

by Mr.Sir.Dr.Prof. April 18, 2014

Tarnut

The act of spreading tar and peanut butter on your pubic hairs, then getting your partner to perform oral sex on you.

Oh fuck, I tarnutted my balls and then my girlfriend choked to death on them. Can I get charged for murder?

by Seabass Condor March 20, 2020

Tardnuckle

A tardnuckle is a hybrid of someone who acts retarded, and a knucklehead. Usually someone who enjoys playing retarded for fun and looks like a vacuous goon doing so.

Mike "I'm totally going to act full retard at the party. "

John "You would because you're such a tardnuckle."

by A Moses August 17, 2009