tartutic 

The tartutic, three simian-like creatures who form an invincible force that maintains law and order in the Blue World. Their bark and branch-like exterior enables them to conceal themselves in trees.

"The tartutic will come down and snatch them away if they break the rules."

tartutic by irii July 21, 2006

tartutic 

Irredemiably moronic; cognitively off the rails. Frequently used as a euphemism for retarded due to its presumably coincidental phonetic similarity.

"I could handle the narf, and I could even buy the scrunts, but then things just got tartutic."

tartutic by James Marks September 6, 2006