tagnut 

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

tagnut by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

tagnut 

See Gruffnut

CHeck out the Tagnuts hanging off that cows arse that shit must have been drying there for a week!

tagnut by Dave T October 28, 2003

tagnut 

The small pieces of shite that attach themselves to your 'baikie'

Ill need to cut these tagnuts off with a junior hacksaw

tagnut by Snudger Clump March 25, 2003

tagnut 

see also teggit

ouch! teggits

tagnut by oracle March 12, 2004

tagnut 

A total loser who follows everyone around even when they are not invited

Stop following me you fuckin tagnut.

tagnut by ItalianStallion March 23, 2003

Tagnut Trivia 

A form of trivia involving a small piece of pork to who is given if they answer the question correctly. The questions asked are general to everyones knowlege. The winner of the Tagnut asks they next question but is uneligable to answer it. The contestant who wins the most tagnuts is they tagnutteer of the night and has full bragging rights.

Tim(questioner)- How many hairs does Homer Simpson have on his head?
Joe- 2, they are on the top of his head.
* Joe wins the tagnut and gets to ask the next question.
Joe- I like to play Tagnut Trivia

Tagnut Trivia by Tim Carson June 16, 2008

tagnuts 

1)fecies intagled with hair around the rectum
2)a mediocre ska-core band from cambridge u.k

1)"thats wrong when you show your arse i can see your tagnuts"

2)"i went to go see the tagnuts last night they were tagnutty-tastic"

tagnuts by Ian Burgess June 27, 2006