tagnut

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

by John Gaskell March 06, 2004

tagnut

See Gruffnut

CHeck out the Tagnuts hanging off that cows arse that shit must have been drying there for a week!

by Dave T October 29, 2003

tagnut

The small pieces of shite that attach themselves to your 'baikie'

Ill need to cut these tagnuts off with a junior hacksaw

by Snudger Clump March 25, 2003

tagnut

see also teggit

ouch! teggits

by oracle March 13, 2004

tagnut

A total loser who follows everyone around even when they are not invited

Stop following me you fuckin tagnut.

by ItalianStallion March 23, 2003

tagnuts

1)fecies intagled with hair around the rectum
2)a mediocre ska-core band from cambridge u.k

1)"thats wrong when you show your arse i can see your tagnuts"

2)"i went to go see the tagnuts last night they were tagnutty-tastic"

by Ian Burgess June 27, 2006

tagnuts

remanants of shit that clings mercilessly to the hair surrounding your arse crevice. Often rolled into tangled balls through movement, hence the name 'nut'.

I'm really glad i trimmed my arse, that should cut down on tagnuts.
These tagnuts are really chafing.

by Shaaron Patel al doodoocryak April 30, 2003