Tarket

A one-eyed man-eating fish pirate.

The Tarket just ate my grandad!!

Tarket by Huntario October 23, 2009

dick target 

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

dick target by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

Tarkatan handshake

when your arm breaks so that the bone is sticking out and you use the bone as a dagger like weapon.

Person 1 I saw this kid yesterday break his arm and use the bone as a weapon

Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake

Tarkatan handshake by qbal02 April 3, 2013

target effect

The result of going into a store, intending to buy a few things, and leaving with much more. Frequently happens while shopping at Target.

Person 1 before shopping: Ok, we're just going for a few grocery items
Person 1 afterwards: I don't know where to store my new kitchen set, plastic bins, or towel rack. Why do I have so much food?
Person 2: That is what we call the target effect

target effect by squeee May 12, 2014

targetwalm 

The name of the Instagram account @targetwalm_, the name itself being a combination of Target and Walmart. He is a literal god in meme standpoint and has over 1k of his followers (nicknamed "shoppers"). Targetwalm himself is an American based meme creator. He is an Atlanta resident who works at Burger King (ironically), and has gone on multiple tours (the next being WalmTour 2018, which is hopefully coming to the Philidelphia area and other east coast stops).

Yo did you see this meme by Targetwalm? It's HILARIOUS!

targetwalm by l1z4rd.b01 February 28, 2018

target cart attendant 

if they didnt exist, target would die

LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die

target cart attendant by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010

Target Bag

To have sex with someone using a cut-out Target bag as a condom

Kory, you should totally Target Bag Amy tonight!

Target Bag by Dopey Houser April 29, 2009