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dick target
is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.
I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.
dick target by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007
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Tarkatan handshake
Person 1 I saw this kid yesterday break his arm and use the bone as a weapon
Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake
Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake
Tarkatan handshake by qbal02 April 3, 2013
target effect
The result of going into a store, intending to buy a few things, and leaving with much more. Frequently happens while shopping at Target.
Person 1 before shopping: Ok, we're just going for a few grocery items
Person 1 afterwards: I don't know where to store my new kitchen set, plastic bins, or towel rack. Why do I have so much food?
Person 2: That is what we call the target effect
Person 1 afterwards: I don't know where to store my new kitchen set, plastic bins, or towel rack. Why do I have so much food?
Person 2: That is what we call the target effect
target effect by squeee May 12, 2014
targetwalm
The name of the Instagram account @targetwalm_, the name itself being a combination of Target and Walmart. He is a literal god in meme standpoint and has over 1k of his followers (nicknamed "shoppers"). Targetwalm himself is an American based meme creator. He is an Atlanta resident who works at Burger King (ironically), and has gone on multiple tours (the next being WalmTour 2018, which is hopefully coming to the Philidelphia area and other east coast stops).
targetwalm by l1z4rd.b01 February 28, 2018
target cart attendant
target cart attendant by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010
Target Bag
Target Bag by Dopey Houser April 29, 2009
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