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A retarded star-type shape.
P1: This dude can't draw stars.
P2: Shit looks like a takete lmao.
Takete by 707vn May 25, 2021
Words you can keep
Filipino/Tagalog word used as an expression which means something like "this is shit".

Commonly used at times of dismay or shocking events.
Takte! I've got zero in my last exam!

Why did you do such a bad thing? Takte ka!

Man, you should have saw Jon Jones last night, TAKTE he killed Shogun.
Takte by aziwram November 2, 2011

Takethathill

"takethathill" means ASS
Mother fuc*** Author who thinks he is a smart ass! Fu** u dame son of a whore.
Tom: I cant understand this defination?
Philip: Cuz its written by Takethathill. And he cant even understand his own relation with his father.
Tom:?
Philip: I banged his mom! Bitch thats why!
Takethathill by BJ-Leviathan March 8, 2009
The market giveth and the market taketh.
taketh by daxhopper June 9, 2016

takethislollipop.com 

takethislollipop.com is an augmented reality game where you go into a chat room, similar to Zoom and you “talk” to these actors. As the game progresses everything starts becoming more augmented as “participants” disappear.
damn “takethislollipop.comfreaks me out.

takemehomerry 

Takemehomerry is the most funniet and prettiest person ever. One of the best Harry styles/one direction fanpages
Person: who's your fav mutual?

Me: takemehomerry ofcourse

Nicke På Taket 

When you are high as a house on recreational drugs.
Wow. You're like Nicke på taket
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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