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Filipino/Tagalog word used as an expression which means something like "this is shit".

Commonly used at times of dismay or shocking events.
Takte! I've got zero in my last exam!

Why did you do such a bad thing? Takte ka!

Man, you should have saw Jon Jones last night, TAKTE he killed Shogun.
Takte by aziwram November 2, 2011
Related Words

Takethathill

"takethathill" means ASS
Mother fuc*** Author who thinks he is a smart ass! Fu** u dame son of a whore.
Tom: I cant understand this defination?
Philip: Cuz its written by Takethathill. And he cant even understand his own relation with his father.
Tom:?
Philip: I banged his mom! Bitch thats why!
Takethathill by BJ-Leviathan March 8, 2009
The market giveth and the market taketh.
taketh by daxhopper June 9, 2016

takethislollipop.com 

takethislollipop.com is an augmented reality game where you go into a chat room, similar to Zoom and you “talk” to these actors. As the game progresses everything starts becoming more augmented as “participants” disappear.
damn “takethislollipop.comfreaks me out.

takemehomerry 

Takemehomerry is the most funniet and prettiest person ever. One of the best Harry styles/one direction fanpages
Person: who's your fav mutual?

Me: takemehomerry ofcourse

Nicke På Taket 

When you are high as a house on recreational drugs.
Wow. You're like Nicke på taket