Tardyfart
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Tardyard
A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.
Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.
Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.
If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!
If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!
Related Words
Tardyfart • Tardfarter • Tardfartin • tardmart • taffyfart • tardifact • tansyfart • Tardfarce • tardkart • tardshart
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taffyfart
n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.
Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.
My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.
My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.
taffyfart by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008
Tardfarter
A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.
Tardfarter by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014
tardifact
An object of any size, shape, etc. they are the artifacts left over by your standard retard or tard. a tardifact is there for your discovery and for your enjoyment. they can found anywhere a wild tard once roamed. leftover tardifcts can be stored for future use and for a good laugh. they are originally tard toys, or tard entertainment. anything from a tard shoelaces to a tard book can be a tardifact.
Evan was housesitting for the folks next door. the tard child left some tardifacts out to be played with.