Tardfarce 

The state of being in which the person is so incredibly ugly that one must immediately run to the nearest trash can and cough up your kidney to avoid spontaneously combustion caused by the ugliness. It is highly recemonded that you don't try this at home.

"Rosie O'donnel is an example of a Tardfarcel"

Tardfarce by Your pseudonym will appear... April 14, 2010

tardware 

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

tardware by Gojuice November 30, 2006

Tardfarmer

insult implying you are "retarded", or your friends you hang out with are "retards".

You're such a tardfarmer!

Tardfarmer by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009

Tardfarter 

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.

" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!

Tardfarter by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014

Tardarse 

A vulgar term for someone purposely being stupid.

Tard being derived from Retard
Arse being the general British term for backside. a.k.a. Ass.

The "Tardarse" OmFg Im So HoTt TaLk To Me BaBy!1!!!

The non "tardarse" Will you shut the hell up you god damn tardarse!

Tardarse by Tommy Kerr September 6, 2005

tardware 

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

tardware by 1hoser February 8, 2007

tardface 

Loser guys who won't tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.

He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.

tardface by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005