taffyfart
n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.
Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.
My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.
My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.
taffyfart by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008
