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taffyfart

n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.
Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.

My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.
by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008
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tansyfart

When a fart is so minuscule, it does not make a noise or smell.
“Damn! I felt that, you just did a tansyfart!”
“Doing a tansyfart takes a lot of patience and practice
by pseudonymmeister May 1, 2022
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taffy fart

Taffy fart is synonymous with taffyfart.
by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008
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Tardyfart

A fart that goes so long that you’lol be late to where your going because of your long fart
Boss: why are you late today?
You: I had a tardyfart
by fatguyeatspizza234 January 20, 2019
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