Tardfarmer
You're such a tardfarmer!
Tardfarmer by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009
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tard farmer by bastard May 23, 2003
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Nardfarmer
Someone who at the sight or even the thought of a pair of testicles gets overly exited. If the testicles are particularly smelly or sweaty the senses go into overload and the exitement turns into obsession. This person becomes compelled by sensory overload and desires nothing more than to fondle, tickle, violently sniff, and in most cases to suck on gonads.
Andrew: Did you see Ryan starring at John's package
when he was changing after practice it was
like he was hypnotized.
Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was
drooling.
Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.
when he was changing after practice it was
like he was hypnotized.
Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was
drooling.
Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.
Nardfarmer by ChasmBlaster August 29, 2011
Tardfarter
A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.
Tardfarter by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014
tard farmer
1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).
2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
tard farmer by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010
Tardfarce
The state of being in which the person is so incredibly ugly that one must immediately run to the nearest trash can and cough up your kidney to avoid spontaneously combustion caused by the ugliness. It is highly recemonded that you don't try this at home.
"Rosie O'donnel is an example of a Tardfarcel"
Tardfarce by Your pseudonym will appear... April 14, 2010
tardsformer
tardsformers retards in discuise. a normal appearing person who suddenly does stupid or retarded things. someone who starts trouble at the worse possible times.
the bush white house,britney spears. she is hot but a real tardsformer. that tradsformers big mouth got us busted.
tardsformer by oliver bassett December 25, 2007