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Tardtit • taratite • Tarditecture • Tardition • Tardity • Tardsitting • tard city • tard tingles • tara titch • 'tard sitter
Tarditecture
1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.
2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.
3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.
3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?
Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
Tarditecture by vududady January 27, 2012
Tardsitting
Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.
It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'
It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'
Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.
Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"
Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"
Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"
Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"
Tardsitting by Erin O and Ivan K. March 6, 2009
Tardity
Tardity by Andrej and Emily October 28, 2005
tardcity
The teacher says to the student, "did you the do the assignment everyone else did." "Fuck no I didnt do that shitty ass tardcity ass fuckin paper shut yo faggot ass up with that visible foopa faggot ass spanish teacher kill yourself discgusting slut whore bitch."
tardcity by MackBitcheseveryday69420blaze May 2, 2024
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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