Tardtit 

A girl who is very dense she’s like a tarred with tits

Jeez that tardtit forgot her homework again ! That girl so dumb she going to win the word for tardtit 4sure

Tardtit by Clamtart April 13, 2019

Tardition 

A tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. No one's sure why it's still in effect.

"So wait, why aren't you going to be at the party on Saturday?"
"First Saturday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. It's a little tardition we have"
"...lame."

Tardition by theWeeds January 27, 2008

taratite 

The standard unit of measurement on the scale of 1-10 for the tightness of a females vagina: one being the loosest and 10 the tightest.

person 1: Man, you hear about your boy's sister? Dude she's taratite.

person 2: yeah I had some. I'd give her 8 taratites.

taratite by graygoon1 June 29, 2011

Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.

Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!

Tarditecture by vududady January 27, 2012

Tardsitting 

Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.

It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'

Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.

Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"

Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"

Tardsitting by Erin O and Ivan K. March 6, 2009

Tardity 

Degree of Tardedness.

See Tardedness

"Wow, your tardity just went way up!"

Tardity by Andrej and Emily October 28, 2005

tardcity 

TardCity is a word that you say when you are in a room of FUCKING RETARDS

The teacher says to the student, "did you the do the assignment everyone else did." "Fuck no I didnt do that shitty ass tardcity ass fuckin paper shut yo faggot ass up with that visible foopa faggot ass spanish teacher kill yourself discgusting slut whore bitch."

tardcity by MackBitcheseveryday69420blaze May 2, 2024