Tardity 

Degree of Tardedness.

See Tardedness

"Wow, your tardity just went way up!"

Tardity by Andrej and Emily October 28, 2005

Tardition 

A tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. No one's sure why it's still in effect.

"So wait, why aren't you going to be at the party on Saturday?"
"First Saturday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. It's a little tardition we have"
"...lame."

Tardition by theWeeds January 27, 2008

Tarity 

A common misinterpretation of the word 'Thirty' when said with an Irish accent.

Dave: "So what was the final score of your tennis match?"

Patty: "T'was Fifteen to Tarity!!"

Tarity by Badgery November 14, 2006

tarity 

A family who does everything together, including smoking pot with your dad, and getting matching tattoes with your mom. The men usually have shaved heads and fabulous moustaches. The women have hairy pits

That family from northern PA are so weird, they look like a tarity family.

tarity by joetaggs July 5, 2008

Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.

Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!

Tarditecture by vududady January 27, 2012

tardtyping 

To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".

Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.

tardtyping by arix brak April 27, 2007

Tarity 

A mysterious word that can replace any relative or similar sounding word; ie. Tarty, Thirty, Charity, Clarity, Tapestry

"mmm... I could really go an apple and custard tarity"

Tarity by Badgery November 15, 2006