Tardsitting

Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.

It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'

Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.

Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"

Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"

Tardsitting by Erin O and Ivan K. March 6, 2009

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Tapsitting

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.

Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.

Tapsitting by Spreading the love January 13, 2009

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Tardsitting • tarpitting • trapsitting

tarpitting

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."

Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.

tarpitting by Enwych November 9, 2017

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trapsitting

Watching over the trap house as well as the people who are using the house as a temporary place to stay, typically high off their ass and/ or soliciting themselves out. Due to the trap house owners lack of trust in the "employee" entrusted to watch the door and or trust in the females he is prostituting out.

Trapsitters are always people the owner of the trap trust and respect.

Trapsitting is like Jurassic Park, one has T-rex the other has Crackasaurus Wrecked.

Trapsitting is a lot like babysitting just replace the baby with your typical drug addict.

trapsitting by Kendall H from Huntsville , AL August 15, 2024

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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