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Tardsitting 

Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.

It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'
Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.

Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"

Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"
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Tapsitting 

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.
Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.
Tapsitting by Spreading the love January 13, 2009
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tarpitting 

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."
Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.
tarpitting by Enwych November 9, 2017

trapsitting 

Watching over the trap house as well as the people who are using the house as a temporary place to stay, typically high off their ass and/ or soliciting themselves out. Due to the trap house owners lack of trust in the "employee" entrusted to watch the door and or trust in the females he is prostituting out.

Trapsitters are always people the owner of the trap trust and respect.
Trapsitting is like Jurassic Park, one has T-rex the other has Crackasaurus Wrecked.

Trapsitting is a lot like babysitting just replace the baby with your typical drug addict.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026