Tardivator

The Elevator unit that assists "Tards" on and off City buses.

I saw a Tardivator depositing tards at the bus stop..

by Awesome Elburts November 19, 2010

tardinator

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.

Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.

by javajoan July 17, 2007

Tardictorian

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.

Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.

by Easwim April 12, 2010

tardulator

(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.

Judah needs a tardulator to add up his money when playing the game "cash flow".

by jables42 December 11, 2007

Tardulator

A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.

“Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”

“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”

by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007

turdinator

Verb: Pronounced Turd-in-ator Used to describe an individual, either male or female who has a bowel movement fetish and is always taking pictures of his own feces, shit, floating in the toilet.

Michael is such a turdinator, he's always taking pictures or his shit.

Jeffery the turninator has his pictures posted all over his bedroom wall.. How sick!

by chris50m February 17, 2006

Turdinator

A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.

That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!

by The_JDH November 27, 2012