by The_JDH January 18, 2013
Get the Boofcakemug. 1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.
by The_JDH November 25, 2009
Get the wang pipemug. 
Get the poopsterbatormug. A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.
by The_JDH August 19, 2009
Get the grogasticmug. A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
Get the Douche Smoltmug. When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
by The_JDH January 17, 2017
Get the Procrasturbatemug. A piece of shit from Utah.
by The_JDH August 19, 2009
Get the Uturdmug.