1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.
by The_JDH November 25, 2009
by The_JDH January 16, 2013
A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.
That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!
by The_JDH November 20, 2012
A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
by The_JDH November 05, 2012
An orgasm had by a fag whilst having his ass pounded by his butt-buddy. The bottom blows a nut while shitting all over his buddies dick.
by The_JDH August 17, 2009
A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.
by The_JDH August 20, 2009