chat line

For losers, geeks, who can't get sex, laid, with a real person in real life. Therefore the reason you see all the late night, sex ad's on TV for talk lines.
John is such a loser he calls 900 numbers
Sally was on the teen chat line rubbing poochie.
by chris50M January 09, 2006
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HTW

Verb: meaning Hide The Weenine, a game you play with your date, whereby you try to find as many places you can to slide your dick into her body.
Danielle played Hide the weenie (HTW) with Tim.
Girls today think HTW is just something else to do on a date

by chris50M January 13, 2006
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fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.
Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube
by chris50M January 20, 2006
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crotch muncher

N: referring to the family dog, who steals your sister dirty underwear out of the hamper, then eats the crotch out of her soiled panties. Most crotch muncher’s prefer, period panties, or ones with lots of goo in them.
Addy steals Danielle’s panties and eats the crotch out of them.
Hillary's panties are a Crotch muncher's gourmet snack.
by chris50m February 22, 2006
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turdinator

Verb: Pronounced Turd-in-ator Used to describe an individual, either male or female who has a bowel movement fetish and is always taking pictures of his own feces, shit, floating in the toilet.
Michael is such a turdinator, he's always taking pictures or his shit.

Jeffery the turninator has his pictures posted all over his bedroom wall.. How sick!
by chris50m February 07, 2006
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Tub Farter

A person, male or female, typically a teen who farts in a bath tub full of water and pops the bubbles to smell the water filtered fart.
Tom farts in the tub then smells it!
sally is a tub farter.
by chris50M January 12, 2006
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dipsucker

V: The art of self sucking ones own cock, blowjob, with the intent to and final achievement of bringing yourself to orgasm, masturbation, whereby tasting your own Boy Pudding, sperm, filling your mouth to the brim.
Glenn is a Dipsucker.
Chuck sucks his own cock
Cobie likes the taste of his own sperm
Good to the last drop
by chris50M January 20, 2006
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