tardulator 

(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.

Judah needs a tardulator to add up his money when playing the game "cash flow".

tardulator by jables42 December 11, 2007

Tardulator 

A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.

“Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”

“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”

Tardulator by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007

tardinator 

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.

Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.

tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007

tardulate 

a synonym of retard

Look at Peter! What a tardulate. He just ran into that pole trying to impress that Canadian girl.

tardulate by kewlkid7 September 28, 2008

Turdulater 

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated

"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"

Turdulater by pizoozoo August 25, 2011

tardbator 

one who is so stupid that he/she can't help but to stroke his/her own retardedness with each and every thought, word, or action.

('tard-' from 'retard' and '-bator' from 'masturbator').

may be used synonymously with words such as 'fucktard', 'asshat', and 'numb-nuts'

Did you hear that Johnee Dickson voted 'Arnold' for governor?!? What a friggin' tardbator!!!

tardbator by Johnee Dickson October 27, 2003

Tardivator 

The Elevator unit that assists "Tards" on and off City buses.

I saw a Tardivator depositing tards at the bus stop..

Tardivator by Awesome Elburts November 19, 2010