tardbator 

one who is so stupid that he/she can't help but to stroke his/her own retardedness with each and every thought, word, or action.

('tard-' from 'retard' and '-bator' from 'masturbator').

may be used synonymously with words such as 'fucktard', 'asshat', and 'numb-nuts'

Did you hear that Johnee Dickson voted 'Arnold' for governor?!? What a friggin' tardbator!!!

tardbator by Johnee Dickson October 27, 2003

tardinator 

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.

Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.

tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007

Turdgatory 

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.

Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.

Turdgatory by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012

Tardictorian 

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.

Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.

Tardictorian by Easwim April 12, 2010

tardulator 

(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.

Judah needs a tardulator to add up his money when playing the game "cash flow".

tardulator by jables42 December 11, 2007

tardbar 

Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.

Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.

tardbar by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004

Tardulator 

A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.

“Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”

“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”

Tardulator by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007