tardulator
(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.
tardulator by jables42 December 11, 2007
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Tardulator
A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.
“Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”
“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”
“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”
Tardulator by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007
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tardinator
1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.
Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.
tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007
tardulate
Turdulater
Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.
Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.
Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated
"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"
Turdulater by pizoozoo August 25, 2011
tardbator
one who is so stupid that he/she can't help but to stroke his/her own retardedness with each and every thought, word, or action.
('tard-' from 'retard' and '-bator' from 'masturbator').
may be used synonymously with words such as 'fucktard', 'asshat', and 'numb-nuts'
('tard-' from 'retard' and '-bator' from 'masturbator').
may be used synonymously with words such as 'fucktard', 'asshat', and 'numb-nuts'
tardbator by Johnee Dickson October 27, 2003
Tardivator
Tardivator by Awesome Elburts November 19, 2010
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