The dirtiest, smelliest, or most pungent point on an individual's body at the time of reference, often a place of anatomical significance.. ie. belly button, arse cleft, nipple, advanced neck pimple, rotten toenail.
"I have a strange tingling in my crud bud.."
"Look buddy, i'm telling you this for your own good.. you've gotta do something about that crud bud of yours.."
A testicle or testicles that sport semi regrowth,
Freddy: "What's with you scratching yourself all the time bro?"
Joe: "Ah it's nothin, just got a bit of a prickly pear is all."
A common misinterpretation of the word 'Thirty' when said with an Irish accent.
Dave: "So what was the final score of your tennis match?"
Patty: "T'was Fifteen to Tarity!!"
A mysterious word that can replace any relative or similar sounding word; ie. Tarty, Thirty, Charity, Clarity, Tapestry
"mmm... I could really go an apple and custard tarity"