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double tap fap
A consecutive masturbation and ejaculation following an initial masturbation ejaculation. Often caused by extreme arousal not completely satisfied by one orgasm.
"Jack was sexting a girl who really got him torqued. He fapped once but it wasn't enough. Jack initiated a double tap fap to finish the job"
double tap fap by JRock21 June 6, 2014
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The No Fap Tap
The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day
The No Fap Tap by Not cool October 5, 2019
tap and fap
tap and fap by karss June 13, 2016
Fap or Tap
The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:
1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
Fap or Tap by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009
tap it or fap it
basically saying come it get some now or you will regret it later and have to please yourself. Usally used by a woman when a man is being to lazy to make love.
woman: come on baby~
man: after this show is done
woman: grr..tap it or fap it
man: alright alright I'm coming
man: after this show is done
woman: grr..tap it or fap it
man: alright alright I'm coming
tap it or fap it by VioletHedgie February 25, 2009
Fap and tap
Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!
Fap and tap by IAmDillChicken June 14, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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