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tapsinef 

A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.
Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
tapsinef by d3ck3r November 1, 2014

tapinaldo 

a nickname for cristiano ronaldo ! cause he scores to many goals from tapins and celebrates them shameless like they were some special goals !
Tapinaldo again scores a few tapins ! his fangays would be happy
tapinaldo by Yamesh yo yo May 19, 2018

tappin that ass 

fuck someone so hard that they can't get up in the morning
man i was tappin that ass last night, and that is why she ain't here

tappin' the bomb 

1: (hypothetical) used to express the desire to go back in time and change a single moment in your life, hoping that the new timeline will turn out better.

2: (altruistic) sacrificing yourself to satisfy someone else's needs whether the results benefit you or not. Used to describe literal sacrifices of life or happiness or simple compromises for someone you care for but don't agree with.

Comes from a scene in the fifth season finale (and sixth season premiere) of LOST wherein the character of Juliet--knowing that her death is imminent--quite literally taps the core of an atomic bomb, hoping to create a time paradox and better the lives of her friends. She does this even though not only will she die but also an alternate version of her would not ever meet her soulmate.

The term itself was coined by LOST creator and producer Damon Lindelof in the audio commentary track of the premiere episode on the first disc of the sixth season DVD set of LOST.
Damon: I really need to tap the bomb and not have married you.

Husband: I tapped the bomb for you and let you watch that cooking show when LOST was on.
Wife: Oh don't be such a martyr.

American Man: Uh...what are you doing to the core of that atomic bomb?
Japanese Man: I'm tappin' the bomb to try to go back in time and stop you assbutts from killing my family.
tappin' the bomb by Tav El December 22, 2010

Amanda Tapping 

An hot Canadian actress best known for playing Samantha Carter in Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis. She has recently begun playing as Dr. Helen Magnus in the Syfy Channel series Sanctuary.
Amanda Tapping is such a MILF, I love watching her on stargate.
Amanda Tapping by kedostuga October 8, 2010

tapindowski 

A guy from poland who relies on tapins for his livelihood
We tapindowski'd the game home