ronaldo

Christiano Ronaldo a cheating scumbag that most the english hate by now.
Ronaldo is supposed to be wayne rooneys team mate for manchester united but aggravated the referee into sending him off in the world cup 2006 quarter finals.
by mc liam July 04, 2006
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Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal. He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by Gay Krant, a Dutch gay magazine. His name Ronaldo is from Ronald Reagan who was his late father's favorite actor.
Guy: That Ronaldo is an ugly cheater.

Gay guy: Shut up you moron!!!
by WannaBeCow August 27, 2006
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v. To prance about in a pretentious, shirtless manner after any minor victory, athletic or otherwise.

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So you won the beauty contest. That is no reason to ronaldo Melania.
by gnostic3 June 02, 2017
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1) Ronaldo - Once pretty special Brazilian soccer star, most goals in world cup history.. blah blah
now a fat loser who can go sit on the sidelines scoffing cakes with wayne rooney the bogan

2) Cristiano Ronaldo - spunky portugese spunk spunk who gave rooney the bogan what he deserved. famous for stepovers, dramatic dives and that bod, gotta love the soccer tradition of swapping shirts
1) Ive gained a bit of weight, i cant run for shit and im past my prime.. shit im turning into a real ronaldo

2) Im young, im spunky and i can play soccer real good.. shit im turning into a real cristiano
by Illhaveurbabiescristiano July 13, 2006
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Ronaldo

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Ronaldo doesn't know much evil. Ronaldo is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.
P1: Have you met Ronaldo yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.
by Buddy52 January 03, 2017
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Ronaldoed

To get analy raped
Liam ronaldoed Param and Theo after the party!!
by MessiTheGoat October 07, 2018
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A Brazilian soccer player.The greatest soccer player ever to play the game.Ronaldo's speed, dribbling ability and scoring instincts have made him widely regarded as one of the best players in the history of football.Ronaldo has also set a record of three FIFA World Player of the Year awards (1996, 1997 and 2002), since equalled by his Real Madrid team mate, Zinedine Zidane.
Many pundits predict if "Ronaldo" went through his career injury free he would have been the greatest player of all time.
by afghanthug May 20, 2006
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