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tapindowski 

A guy from poland who relies on tapins for his livelihood
We tapindowski'd the game home
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Tapindowski 

A Polish merchant, who trades with his teammates in Mickey Mouse league for tapins which he uses to score goals and win fake awards. Like other pen merchants like penaldo and mpaypal, he is often referred as goat.
Don't be a tapindowski. You will not get any tapins here.
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tapindowski 

The name was given to Robert Lewandowski, a Polish striker who plays for Bayern Munich,due to his majority of goals inside the box. Usually used by toxic 13 year olds to say "sUaReZ iS bEtTeR tHaN tApinDOwsKI."
I mean, respect both of them, no hate for anybody,right?
Bayern fan: "Hey, did you see Lewandowski's hattrick last night?"
toxic Barcelona fanboy: Tapindowski's a penalty merchant playing in farmer's league. Suarez is clear.
Bayern fan: "Explain to me why Lewa had played fewer games in the Champions League than Suarez and Aguero combined but still has more goals than both of them. Shut up and learn to respect people who work hard to achieve such milestones. If you think scoring goals is easy, why don't you go and play instead of sitting on your fat ass, posting bullshit all day?
tapindowski by NoNonsenseYT March 7, 2022

Robert Tapindowski

Ancient finished tap in merchant for the ancient finished “club” FC VARcelona, a small european team riddled with debt, lies and fraud players like Gayonel Pessi.
Eg: I fucking love cock!

John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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