Tannock 

One who takes pleasure in the act of inserting their genitals in various cake products and baked goods.

Tannock: Doctor, i think i have a problem. I want to pound that muffin.

Tannock by awnaw November 16, 2011

Tunnocked 

The process of striking someone with a Tunnocks Tea Cake, resulting in them being covered in mallowy goodness

Hey, i just Tunnocked Frank all over his Celtic top

Tunnocked by Hendo_rfc July 31, 2005

tunnock 

a person who is embarrassed by their Scotttish heritage; one who prefers their country to be ruled by another; an individual who betrays someone or something; such as a friend, cause, or principle - a dick.

* see also Dobber and Bawbag

Get aff yer knees ya tunnock.

tunnock by Jon Andrews July 23, 2017

Twannock 

English derrogatory phrase, stems from twat and Dunnock.
Introduced by some Northern Monkey.

"What the fuck have you done now you twannock?"

Twannock by Candidhat November 17, 2003

Tanocks 

Connecticut-born slang used to describe anyone and anything asian.

Yooooooo, I'm hungry. I'm about to call Tanocks and make him bring me some food.

Yo, typical Tanocks can't drive.

Tanocks by Grande Queso October 16, 2008

Tunnocks 

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

Tunnocks by Daz September 22, 2004

Tunnocked 

hitting one on on the head with a tunnocks tea cake.

i Tunnocked hendo on the head with a tea cake. then he died. then his team didn't make it to the champions league next year

Tunnocked by IRA_BHOY.frank May 3, 2006