Twannock

English derrogatory phrase, stems from twat and Dunnock.
Introduced by some Northern Monkey.

"What the fuck have you done now you twannock?"

by Candidhat November 17, 2003

Tannock

One who takes pleasure in the act of inserting their genitals in various cake products and baked goods.

Tannock: Doctor, i think i have a problem. I want to pound that muffin.

by awnaw November 16, 2011