Twannock 

English derrogatory phrase, stems from twat and Dunnock.
Introduced by some Northern Monkey.

"What the fuck have you done now you twannock?"

Twannock by Candidhat November 17, 2003

Tannock 

One who takes pleasure in the act of inserting their genitals in various cake products and baked goods.

Tannock: Doctor, i think i have a problem. I want to pound that muffin.

Tannock by awnaw November 16, 2011